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Strays – Movie Review

Strays

  • Director: Joseph Greenbaum
  • Writer: Dan Perrault
  • Starring: Will Ferrell, Jamie Foxx, Will Forte, Isla Fisher, Randall Park, Bret Gelman

Grade: C

Hey kids, remember the Homeward Bound films from the mid 90’s? Those movies were all about real cute and cuddly animals as they faced the perils of nature to get back to their owners who definitely loved them, but not enough to keep track of them. Well guess what, kids – those animals are all dead now. And those films left out a lot of the likely harsh realities that they faced on those journeys, and ignored the inherently bizarre behavior that animals naturally exhibit. Want something more realistic, for the real world of 2023? Take your kids to see Strays.

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The Monkey King – Movie Review

The Monkey King

  • Director: Anthony Stacchi
  • Writer: Steve Bencich, Ron J. Friedman
  • Starring: Jimmy O. Yang, Bowen Yang, Jolie Hoang-Rappaport, Jo Koy, BD Wong, Ron Yuan

Grade: C

I have no problem whatsoever with a film moving at a quick pace. It happens especially often with children’s entertainment, an unfortunate byproduct from filmmakers who play into a kid’s supposedly short attention span. There’s certainly nothing wrong with a film targeted to younger audiences that chooses to value action over character building, but there is a way to do both, by building character through action. Netflix’s newest animated film The Monkey King tries to achieve this, but fails to provide any characters worth rooting for. The film moves at such a breakneck speed that, for anyone that’s not giving their full attention (this is a Netflix film after all), it can be jarring to lose focus even for a minute.

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Heart of Stone – Movie Review

Heart of Stone

  • Director: Tom Harper
  • Writer: Greg Rucka, Allison Schroeder
  • Starring: Gal Gadot, Jamie Dornan, Alia Bhatt, Sophie Okonedo

Grade: C

Every film critic worth a grain of salt tries to go into every film as a blank slate, whether it be the latest PVOD horror shlock, or the newest Paul Thomas Anderson film, and everything in-between. This goes for Netflix’s, and every other streaming service’s, ever-expanding library of films that barely register past their release dates. Sure, we have our expectations and pre-conceived notions, but we don’t let that stop us from giving the film a fair shake. So when pressing play on Heart of Stone, the newest Netflix action/spy thriller with a generic premise starring Gal Gadot with little-to-no fanfare – much as you can have right now, given the labor strikes – I still went into it with an open mind, hoping for an unexpected gem.

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Oppenheimer – Movie Review

Oppenheimer

  • Director: Christopher Nolan
  • Writer: Christopher Nolan
  • Starring: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., Florence Pugh, Casey Affleck, Benny Safdie, Josh Hartnett, David Krumholtz, Kenneth Branagh

Grade: A

For all the myriad ways that films and television have explored the Second World War, very few have been concerned with the man who helped put an end to it. Christopher Nolan may not initially seem like the ideal fit for a biopic of anyone, less a notable historical figure – though he did give his own spin on WWII with Dunkirk – but he’s made one of his best films with Oppenheimer. Indeed, Nolan made a splash throughout his career with his Dark Knight trilogy, plus blockbuster original sci-fi films like Inception, Interstellar, and Tenet, so for the venerated director to choose a grounded subject matter came as a bit of a surprise when it was first announced.

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No Hard Feelings – Movie Review

No Hard Feelings

  • Director: Gene Stupnitsky
  • Writers: Gene Stupnitsky, John Phillips
  • Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Andrew Barth Feldman, Natalie Morales, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Laura Benanti, Matthew Broderick, Kyle Mooney, Hasan Minhaj, Scott MacArthur

Grade: B

You’ve seen a movie like No Hard Feelings many times before, give or take a few details here and there. The film harkens back to the heydays of 90s and early 2000’s romantic comedies where the plot rarely changes but the jokes and the performances from its leads carry it across the finish line. It’s the kind of film that Hollywood has all but stopped releasing theatrically today, a raunchy R-rated comedy that plays much better in a packed room full of strangers than at home on a streaming service.

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Past Lives – Movie Review

Past Lives

  • Director: Celine Song
  • Writer: Celine Song
  • Starring: Greta Lee, Teo Yoo, John Magaro

Grade: A-

Fate. Love. Identity. Regret. Longing. All of these ideas are familiar devices in films when filtered through certain genres. Some of the best romances, like In the Mood for Love and the Before trilogy, deal with a number of those themes while creating memorable moments and dialogue. But those films came from celebrated, seasoned veterans who had years of experience under their belts. For writer/director Celine Song, she tackles these ideas in her searing debut Past Lives, and makes it look easy. The result is one of the best films of the year so far.

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Elemental – Movie Review

Elemental

  • Director: Peter Sohn
  • Writers: John Hoberg, Kat Likkel, Brenda Hsueh
  • Starring: Leah Lewis, Mamoudou Athie, Ronnie del Carmen, Shila Ommi, Wendy McClendon-Covey, Catherine O’Hara

Grade: B

Pixar’s best films, like Ratatouille, Up, Finding Nemo, or Inside Out, have the ability to transport audiences to new worlds, and explore thought-provoking ideas that appeal to moviegoers young and old alike. Though the venerated studio has struggled to measure up to its glory days in recent years, there have been bright spots, like Turning Red or Luca. Its newest release, Elemental, attempts a four-quadrant film by crafting an adult-minded story while filling it with bright, beautifully realized characters, but ultimately falls short in some crucial areas.

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Flamin’ Hot – Movie Review

Flamin’ Hot

  • Director: Eva Longoria
  • Writers: Lewis Colick, Linda Yvette Chavez
  • Starring: Jesse Garcia, Annie Gonzalez, Dennis Haysbert, Tony Shalhoub, Emilio Rivera, Matt Walsh

Grade: B-

2022 was the year of the miniseries and television show centered on infamous real-life grifters, ranging from the enjoyable to the forgettable. Whether it was exploring Elizabeth Holmes (The Dropout) or Anna Delvy (Inventing Anna) or Anna and Rebekah Neumann (WeCrashed) – plus an extra few that I’m likely forgetting – something compelled the television gods into telling these stories all at the same time. Now, in 2023, the focus has shifted to the true stories behind some of our most iconic brands and products. First it was Nike with Air, then Nintendo and Tetris, then BlackBerry. Naturally, the next in line would be the true story of *checks notes* the creation of the “Flamin’ Hot” varietal of Cheetos with Flamin’ Hot.

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Master Gardener – Movie Review

Master Gardener

  • Director: Paul Schrader
  • Writer: Paul Schrader
  • Starring: Joel Edgerton, Sigourney Weaver, Quintessa Swindell

Grade: B+

Stop me if you’ve seen this one before: a hollow shell of a man, sitting alone in a mostly empty room, writing in a journal, accompanied by a voiceover narration. Yes, you’re watching a Paul Schrader film – more specifically, you’re watching Master Gardener, the third film in Schrader’s unofficial “man in a room” trilogy. The first was the excellent First Reformed, starring Ethan Hawks and dealing with a man’s crisis of faith in a doomed world. The second was 2021’s The Card Counter with Oscar Isaac as a gambler hiding from the world and his past. Now, with Master Gardener, Joel Edgerton stars as a man caught between his regretful past and his future.

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BlackBerry – Movie Review

BlackBerry

  • Director: Matt Johnson
  • Writers: Matt Johnson, Matthew Miller
  • Starring: Jay Baruchel, Glenn Howerton, Matt Johnson, Rich Sommer, Cary Elwes, Michael Ironside, SungWon Cho, Michelle Giroux

Grade: B+

Director, co-writer, and star Matt Johnson does something simple but effective in the early-goings of his newest film BlackBerry: he shows the titular device’s first prototype literally being put together. With most films in its genre, the product is shown as almost perfect from the beginning, as if it was destined to be great from conception. Johnson portrays the painstaking and frantic process of its creator Mike Lazaridis (Jay Baruchel) Frankenstein-ing the BlackBerry prototype together from various electronics in the waning hours before its first sales pitch. The rest of the film doesn’t necessarily revolutionize similar films based on fictionalized retellings of corporate disruption, but it’s a small indication that Johnson is dedicated to what really matters within the story.

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