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Every 2022 Oscar Nominee Ranked

53. Being the Ricardos (Best Actress, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor)

Your mileage will surely vary on this one depending on your level of tolerance for Aaron Sorkin. As for me, any film that features a third-act deus ex phone call and a completely pointless series of talking head interviews – populated by actors, not the real people! – is enough to jump ship for good. Yes, Nicole Kidman, Javier Bardem, JK Simmons (all of whom received acting nominations, and Kidman could very well win Best Actress) and Nina Arianda are quite good in each of their roles, getting at the heart of their characters beyond simple pantomime. Being the Ricardos is the only Oscar-nominated film that I initially disliked and subsequently despised whenever I would come back to thinking of it later on.

52. Four Good Days (Best Original Song)

Poor Diane Warren. Year after year, the Academy continues to trot her out to the Oscar ceremony for her songwriting, only to pull the rug out from her and award someone else. She certainly won’t be winning for “Somehow You Do”, and perhaps it’s a coincidence that the film it was written for is as lazy as the Academy’s box-checking nomination. Premiering at Sundance back in 2020, Four Good Days is a collection of misguided scenes and character beats that would feel like too much for a Lifetime Original Movie. Mila Kunis and Glenn Close do their best, but the material they’re given is so ham-fisted and tired that these very capable actresses could do this work in their sleep.

51. Lead Me Home (Best Documentary Short)

It’s unfortunate that this documentary short will most likely win its category simply because it concerns a pressing current issue that hits close to the homes of many of the Academy’s voters. To be clear, the film shows a side of America’s homeless population that isn’t always shown, and the result is often heartbreaking. But Lead Me Home asks nothing of the homeless crisis beyond “did you know that homeless people are real people?” The film could have expanded on America’s broken system and why more and more people are finding themselves unable to afford homes that are only getting more and more expensive. Perhaps, if the filmmakers were to develop the short into a feature, they could investigate these issues. But, as it stands, Lead Me Home ultimately feels like a puff piece for the national news.

50. Coming 2 America (Best Makeup & Hairstyling)

When last we saw Eddie Murphy, he was courting a Best Actor nomination for his turn in Dolemite Is My Name in 2019. I don’t know who convinced Murphy and Arsenio Hall to reunite (along with Dolemite director Craig Brewer) and make a sequel to Coming to America more than 30 years later but it’s clear that nobody had more than a passing interest in making a film that justifies doing so. Lazy jokes and cultural observations abound throughout Coming 2 America‘s unforgiveable 110-minute runtime, with the only joke that elicited a laugh from me revolving around a Shake Weight. Were it not for the film’s admittedly solid use of prosthetics and makeup, this film would rightfully be placed amongst the ash heap of history, along with many of Murphy’s other misbegotten films.

49. Don’t Look Up (Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Original Score, Best Editing)

Nearly 3 months after watching it for the first and only time, the rotten taste of Don’t Look Up has mostly washed out of my mouth. But I simply can’t forgive the film’s lazy approach to satire, the wasted potential of its A-list cast, or its insane editing, which landed it a Best Editing nomination. (If any professional film editors are reading this, I would love to be enlightened on the film’s editing merits, or lack thereof. Please reach out to me.) Thankfully the Academy didn’t feel as strongly about it as I had feared, only giving it four nominations when many more could have easily happened. That it stands little-to-no chance of winning any of those four awards is extremely comforting.

48. When We Were Bullies (Best Documentary Short)

I have no doubt that director Jay Rosenblatt set out with the best of intentions when conceiving When We Were Bullies. The film interrogates a specific incident from Rosenblatt’s time in fifth grade wherein a classmate was bullied. Far be it from me to demerit someone else’s way of healing with something that’s haunted them for decades, but the resulting film is dramatically inert. There’s nothing wrong with a small-scale documentary that only deals with a handful of characters, but Rosenblatt makes too many questionable narrative decisions to make this a memorable experiment.

47. Bestia (Best Animated Short)

There’s always at least one animated short every year that provides enough nightmare fuel to last until next year’s ceremony. In 2022, that designation goes to Bestia. A stop-motion curio that’s supposedly based on true events from the dictatorship in Chile, Bestia focuses on one woman’s career under the secret police, and her relationship with her dog. But it’s not just the visuals that are unsettling here, as each human character is a kind of unflinching porcelain shape, and everything else is either covered in felt or shaped out of paper. Bestia portrays a person with a terrible occupation, plus some disturbingly strange habits, all to middling effect.

46. On My Mind (Best Live-Action Short)

Director Martin Strange-Hansen’s short is incredibly simple on its surface, but packs an emotional punch with its conclusion. When a despondent man walks into a bar, he notices a karaoke machine and requests to sing the song before he goes to visit his wife. Strange-Hansen’s heart is in the right place, and Rasmus Hammerich gives a fine performance, but the film is filled too much with petty roadblocks to keep the drama going for its 18-minute runtime.

45. The Hand of God (Best International Feature)

Paolo Sorrentino’s semi-autobiographical story feels like (at least) two films mashed together, and only one of those is relatively successful. The first half establishes Fabietto (Filippo Scotti), his family, and his love of soccer great Diego Maradona in Naples, Italy. Far too many plot threads and characters are introduced far too quickly early on to get a handle on the themes of the film. The second half slows down and focuses better, but by then I had mostly checked out. The Hand of God also isn’t helped by Fabietto feeling like a dry lump of clay, though Scott does his best in a few key scenes. At least Sorrentino makes the most of the Naples scenery, along with Daria D’Antonio’s cinematography, to make a visually invigorating film.

44. Free Guy (Best Visual Effects)

I imagine that Free Guy received its nomination not because it had the best visual effects to choose from but because it had the most visual effects. Especially in its early scenes, there’s hardly a single frame that doesn’t have some sort of computer-generated imagery – it does take place inside a video game, after all. It’s important to note that the film likely took the place of fellow short-listed films like The Matrix: Resurrections and Godzilla vs. Kong, films that incorporated their effects more smoothly and effectively. Still, you can’t be too mad at Free Guy; it’s the kind of turn-your-brain-off popcorn film that is typically relegated to the Visual Effects category with virtually zero chance of winning.

43. Ascension (Best Documentary Feature)

In Jessica Kingdon’s feature debut, what begins as a shockingly subversive way of showing the sheer amount of stuff we make in the world – most of it likely going to waste – eventually loses its focus. The film deals with the myriad ways that China perceives work, and the ways that that definition is rapidly changing today. From mind-numbingly monotonous factories to sex doll decorators to bodyguard training, every occupation is shown with an observant eye, and Kingdon lets events fold completely naturally. Though there is plenty of interesting material to be found here, it’s not enough to justify its 98-minute runtime.

42. Nightmare Alley (Best Picture, Best Cinematography, Best Production Design, Best Costume Design)

There’s lots to like about director Guillermo del Toro’s follow-up to his last film, which won 4 Oscars, including Best Picture. In fact, a lot of what worked in The Shape of Water is evident in Nightmare Alley as well, like the production design, costumes, and cinematography. But where Nightmare Alley suffers is in its predictable script, which feels like a distillation of every grifter story you’ve ever seen. Del Toro imbues the first half with some interesting details but fails to make all of it feel fresh.

41. Boxballet (Best Animated Short)

A wordless animated film from Russian director Anton Dyakov, Boxballet is a surprisingly endearing tale of how opposites attract. The animation is perhaps the most “traditional” of this year’s nominees in the Animated Short category, but the characters are uniquely designed to emphasize their features. In essence, Boxballet is a love story between a boxer and a ballet dancer as they find mutual solace in the way they’re perceived by the world around them.

40. Belfast (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, Best Sound, Best Original Song)

Belfast could potentially win Best Picture, or it could go home empty handed on Oscar night. Writer and director Kenneth Branagh’s semi-autobiographical account of his childhood in the titular Irish town checks all of the boxes of an awards favorite: great performances, a historical backdrop that provides plenty of drama, and a dynamic visual style. And while my initial feelings on the film were positive as I left the theater, I slowly began to realize the film’s flaws. Chief among them being the screenplay, which throws out a lot of ideas and plotlines without fully investing in any of them. Judi Dench, Ciaran Hinds, Jamie Dornan, and Caitriona Balfe all give magnetic and memorable performances, but they’re left stranded by a script that puts weight on everything and nothing simultaneously. There’s a version of Belfast that could be a great, worthy Best Picture winner; instead it’s just a collection of fleeting memories.

2022 Oscar Predictions

The 94th Academy Awards will be presented on March 27, 2022. Here are our ranked predictions for who will be nominated and which films will win. Check back in, as the list will be updated often.

Best PictureBest Director
1. The Power of the Dog
3. Drive My Car
4. Dune: Part One
5. Belfast
6. West Side Story
7. Don’t Look Up
8. Licorice Pizza
9. King Richard
10. Nightmare Alley
1. Jane Campion “The Power of the Dog”
2. Kenneth Branagh “Belfast”
3. Paul Thomas Anderson “Licorice Pizza”
4. Ryusuke Hamaguchi, “Drive My Car”
5. Steven Spielberg, “West Side Story”
Best Original ScreenplayBest Adapted Screenplay
1. Belfast
2. Licorice Pizza
3. King Richard
4. Don’t Look Up
5. The Worst Person In The World
2. The Power of the Dog
3. Drive My Car
4. The Lost Daughter
5. Dune
Best ActressBest Actor
1. Jessica Chastain “The Eyes of Tammy Faye
2. Nicole Kidman “Being the Ricardos”
3. Kristen Stewart “Spencer”
4. Olivia Colman “The Lost Daughter”
5. Penelope Cruz, “Parallel Mothers”
1. Will Smith “King Richard”
2. Benedict Cumberbatch “The Power of the Dog”
3. Denzel Washington “The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. Andrew Garfield “tick, tick…BOOM!”
5. Javier Bardem “Being The Ricardos”
Best Supporting ActressBest Supporting Actor
1. Ariana DeBose “West Side Story”
2. Kirsten Dunst “The Power of the Dog”
3. Aunjanue Ellis “King Richard”
4. Jesse Buckley “The Lost Daughter”
5. Judi Dench “Belfast”
1. Troy Kotsur “CODA”
2. Kodi Smit-McPhee “The Power of the Dog”
3. Ciaran Hinds “Belfast”
4. Jesse Plemons “The Power of the Dog”
5. JK Simmons “Being the Ricardos”
Best Animated FeatureBest Documentary Feature
1. Encanto
2. The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3. Flee
4. Luca
5. Raya and the Last Dragon
1. Summer of Soul (… Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
2. Flee
3. Writing With Fire
4. Attica
5. Ascension
Best CinematographyBest Visual Effects
1. Dune: Part One
2. The Power of the Dog
3. The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. Nightmare Alley
5. West Side Story
1. Dune: Part One
2. Spider-Man: No Way Home
3. No Time to Die
4. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
5. Free Guy
Best EditingBest Costume Design
1. King Richard
2. Dune: Part One
3. The Power of the Dog
4. tick, tick… BOOM!
5. Don’t Look Up
1. Cruella
2. Nightmare Alley
3. West Side Story
4. Cyrano
5. Dune: Part One
Best Original ScoreBest Sound
1. Dune: Part One
2. The Power of the Dog
3. Encanto
4. Parallel Mothers
5. Don’t Look Up
1. Dune: Part One
2. No Time to Die
3. The Power of the Dog
4. West Side Story
5. Belfast
Best International FeatureBest Production Design
1. Drive My Car
2. The Worst Person in the World
3. Flee
4. The Hand of God
5. Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom
1. Dune: Part One
2. Nightmare Alley
3. The Tragedy of Macbeth
4. West Side Story
5. The Power of the Dog
Best Original SongBest Makeup & Hairstyling
1. “Dos Oruguitas” Encanto
2. “No Time To Die” No Time To Die
3. “Be Alive” King Richard
4. “Somehow You Do” Four Good Days
5. “Down to Joy” Belfast
1. The Eyes of Tammy Faye
2. Nightmare Alley
3. House of Gucci
4. Coming 2 America
5. Cruella
Best Animated ShortBest Live-Action Short
1. Robin Robin
2. The Windshield Wiper
3. Bestia
4. Boxballet
5. Affairs of the Art
1. The Long Goodbye
2. Please Hold
3. Ala Kachuu – Take and Run
4. The Dress
5. On My Mind
Best Documentary Short
1. The Queen of Basketball
2. Lead Me Home
3. Audible
4. Three Songs for Benazir
5. When We Were Bullies