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Every 2025 Oscar Nominee Ranked

50. Elton John: Never Too Late (Best Original Song)

I maintain a position of agnosticism towards celebrity biodocs, as they often hit the same predictable beats and stories as a “Behind the Music” episode. Elton John: Never Too Late proves my theory correct, as it’s essentially a non-fiction, less interestingly stylized version of Rocketman, where Elton himself retells the story of his career. Maybe die-hard fans of John’s will find some enjoyment here, but even getting the opportunity to hear some of his most well-known hits felt perfunctory. Were it not for the obligatory original song, Elton John: Never Too Late would likely just live on forever as yet another celebrity vanity project that comes and goes every year.

49. The Six Triple Eight (Best Original Song)

 Another year, another wasted Oscar nomination on a Diane Warren song. This year’s cannon fodder comes from The Six Triple Eight, Tyler Perry’s attempt at WWII prestige following the true story of a regiment of Black women soldiers who overcome sexism, racism, and fascism by… sorting through the mail. Less than halfway through the film, it’s clear that Perry has no interest in making anything besides a perfunctory depiction of Black feminism, full of thinly-drawn characters, predictable story beats, student-grade visual effects, and laughable attempts at racial commentary – and the remainder of the film doesn’t dispute this. That the film also wastes the talents of stars like Kerry Washington, Sam Waterston, Susan Sarandon, and more makes The Six Triple Eight one of the least satisfying films of this year’s crop of nominees, and one of the worst films of 2024.

48. The Last Ranger (Best Live Action Short)

The Last Ranger’s heart is in the right place, and that’s perhaps its greatest strength and biggest weakness. Few people in the world – and even fewer who watch the Oscars – would publicly come out in favor of rhinoceros poaching, so that leaves the film with little room to work with narratively. There’s the potential for an emotionally impactful father-daughter story here, but it’s too concerned with surface-level sentimentality. Director Cindy Lee’s first film doesn’t offer much of substance to say, nor is it particularly well made, but if The Last Ranger can shine a light on some of the darker aspects of humanity, I suppose it’s not a total loss.

47. Beautiful Men (Best Animated Short)

This is likely just a me problem, but I was summarily turned off throughout much of Beautiful Men’s runtime. The stop-motion animated story of three brothers in search of a hair transplant features some welcome character details that elevate the very simple premise, but there’s too much unpleasant weirdness to look past. Throughout 19 minutes, director Nicolas Keppens explores sibling relationships and male insecurity by focusing on what’s led them to seeking such a vain procedure. Maybe if I revisit the film down the road when I’m in a better mood, my review will be a little rosier, but for now I remain unimpressed with the end result.

46. Gladiator II (Best Costume Design)

Who would have thought that Gladiator II, the long-gestating sequel to a Best Picture winner – from Ridley Scott, no less – would have felt so lifeless in execution? Essentially replaying most of the same beats from the original film, Gladiator II at least has a few fun action sequences where Scott was able to play with technology that’s evolved in the past 20 years, plus a fully unhinged Denzel Washington performance. But these are small potatoes in what is ultimately a hollow experience, and a far cry from its predecessor.

45. Emilia Pérez (Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Lead Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Film Editing, Best Cinematography, Best Original Score, Best Sound, Best International Feature, Best Original Song, Best Makeup and Hairstyling)

The de facto lightning rod of this year’s awards season comes as Emilia Pérez, Jacques Audiard’s operatic story of transformation. Whether you love or hate the film, Audiard’s dedication to making his unique vision a reality is what has drawn audiences to the film. What holds the film back, aside from its questionable depictions of trans people and Mexicans, is in its bizarre semi-commitment to its musical trappings. Songs will start and stop before they fully have a chance to get off the ground, and the film’s final act becomes a bizarre action set-piece mash-up. Yes, it’s progressive and exciting to see so many worthwhile causes represented on screen, but with Emilia Pérez it’s hard not to leave the film without feeling frustrated by unrealized potential.

44. Anuja (Best Live Action Short)

There’s a potent humanity bubbling under the surface in Anuja, but it’s held back by its shortened runtime. The story follows two young sisters from an Indian slum who work tirelessly in a sweatshop as seamstresses, and the younger finds an opportunity to attend a boarding school. There’s some interesting tension between Anuja’s desire for a better life and her loyalty to her sister, but the film needs more time to really sell the conflict. First-time director Adam J. Graves has the kernel of a worthwhile film with Anuja, and he directs the film competently, but the end result ultimately rings hollow.

42. Inside Out 2 (Best Animated Feature)

2024 was the year of studios making prequels/sequels/spin-offs that mostly repeat the previous film’s beats, and Inside Out 2 feels perhaps most emblematic of this strategy. Returning most of the stellar voice cast of Inside Out, and adding a fantastic Maya Hawke, went a long way in making an introspective look at adolescence and all its hardships. And while the end result is an inoffensive, mostly fun experience, it never reaches the highs of its predecessor, too frequently regurgitating sentiments and ideas with slight tweaks that felt revolutionary 9 years earlier.

43. A Lien (Best Live Action Short)

Perhaps the most heavy-handed of all the short films, the bizarrely titled A Lien plays as efficient and tense. From its opening moments, the film establishes its quick rhythm and sense of chaos, as a husband, wife, and their daughter drive to the immigration office for his green card interview. Directors Sam and David Cutler-Kreutz never let the foot off the gas, making all 15 minutes feel urgent without overloading the senses, but it often feels like the filmmakers are prioritizing a message at the sake of the characters. As a scathing (and unfortunately timely) indictment of our broken immigration system and the underhanded tactics the agents apply, A Lien succeeds. As a character drama and a fully formed story, the film comes up short.

41. Magic Candies (Best Animated Short)

There’s plenty to like in Magic Candies, including some colorful animation that adults and kids can gravitate towards. But once the plot starts to reveal itself more, each development becomes more and more predictable and surface-level. The film follows a lonely boy who discovers that what he thought were marbles are actually candies, and when he starts eating them one at a time, they possess magic properties. Usually these manifest by allowing the boy to talk to inanimate objects or people, making him feel less alone and provide some sort of understanding of his situation. The film is certainly easy to get through, but just doesn’t linger long enough in the consciousness like some of the best in the short films can.

Severance Season 2 Episode 5 Review

“Trojan’s Horse”

  • Creator: Dan Erickson
  • Starring: Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro, Zach Cherry, Tramell Tillman, Patricia Arquette, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman

Grade: B

Warning: This review of Severance season 2 episode 5 will contain spoilers.

Last week‘s bombshell reveal raised a number of questions for the plot of Severance going forward (some of which are addressed here), but episode 5 truly soars when it digs into the existential meaning of being severed. Irving (John Turturro) is gone. Helly (Britt Lower) was really Helena, an outie posing as an innie. Not to mention Mark (Adam Scott) and the situation with his missing/dead wife.

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The Monkey Review

The Monkey

  • Director: Osgood Perkins
  • Writer: Osgood Perkins
  • Starring: Theo James, Elijah Wood, Tatiana Maslany, Rohan Campbell, Christian Convery, Sarah Levy

Grade: B

Last year, Osgood Perkins broke into the mainstream with the box-office hit Longlegs. Not only did the film find success at the theater, but critics praised it for its atmospheric tension and gorgeous visuals. Less than a year later, Perkins teams with James Wan to adapt Stephen King’s short story “The Monkey.” Unlike his last film, The Monkey has a drastically different tone, delving deep into satire and absurdist humor, making this a riot from start to finish.

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Severance Season 2 Episode 4 Review

“Woe’s Hollow”

  • Creator: Dan Erickson
  • Starring: Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro, Zach Cherry, Tramell Tillman, Patricia Arquette, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman

Grade: A

Warning: This review of Severance season 2 episode 4 will contain spoilers.

There’s a number of reasons I’m glad that Severance isn’t streaming on a binge streamer like Netflix, but episode 4 is further proof that the weekly drop is the perfect model for the show. It’s not that dropping the entire season all at once entirely prevents showrunners from making the kind of left-field episodes like “Woe’s Hollow”, but they’re typically more inclined to push the narrative in continuous ways. The episode comes essentially out of left field based on where the show ended last week, but it’s one of the best episodes of the series so far.

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Severance Season 2 Episode 3 Review

“Who is Alive?”

  • Creator: Dan Erickson
  • Starring: Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro, Zach Cherry, Tramell Tillman, Patricia Arquette, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman

Grade: B+

Warning: This review of Severance season 2 episode 3 will contain spoilers.

Of all of the juggled storylines in Severance, I never expected the romance between Mark S. (Adam Scott) and Helly R. (Britt Lower) to be so prominent, but season 2 episode 3 brings it closer to the center, and I can’t say I’m upset about it. It’s a fascinating subversion of the love triangle trope: Mark is torn between someone he has genuinely fallen for, and someone who he knows, but another version of himself already loves. The show has already raised a number of intriguing questions because of its unique world-building, but this finds a way to take both the characters and their circumstances in interesting, new directions.

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You’re Cordially Invited Review

You’re Cordially Invited

  • Director: Nicholas Stoller
  • Writer: Nicholas Stoller
  • Starring: Will Ferrell, Reese Witherspoon, Geraldine Viswanathan, Jack McBrayer, Bobby Moynihan, Meredith Hagner, Jimmy Tatro

Grade: C-

Will Ferrell is an actor I enjoy in any project, no matter how good or bad it ends up. Whether it’s iconic comedies like Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy or critically panned films like Get Hard, Ferrell brings an energy that elevates even the worst dialogue. With the pairing of Reese Witherspoon and writer-director Nicholas Stoller, I had high expectations that You’re Cordially Invited could be another Will Ferrell staple. Sadly, the film falls victim to most recent direct-to-streaming comedies; an unimaginative screenplay and a misunderstanding of Gen-Z culture. 

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Severance Season 2 Episode 2 Review

“Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig”

  • Creator: Dan Erickson
  • Starring: Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro, Zach Cherry, Tramell Tillman, Patricia Arquette, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman

Grade: B+

Warning: This review of Severance season 2 episode 2 will contain spoilers.

After last week’s season premiere focused mostly on the plight of the innies following the events of the season 1 finale, it seems fitting that Severance season 2 episode 2 would focus mostly on the outies. In fact, “Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig” picks up immediately after Mark’s (Adam Scott) innie blurts out the truth about Gemma. The episode doesn’t advance the plot of the season significantly, but it fills in some necessary gaps, while highlighting some of the show’s best secondary characters.

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Severance Season 2 Episode 1 Review

“Hello, Ms. Cobel”

  • Creator: Dan Erickson
  • Starring: Adam Scott, Britt Lower, John Turturro, Zach Cherry, Tramell Tillman, Patricia Arquette, Jen Tullock, Michael Chernus, Dichen Lachman

Grade: A-

Warning: The review of the season premiere of Severance will contain spoilers.

I often wonder if AppleTV+ knew it had such a massive hit on hits hands when they quietly dropped season 1 of Severance in early 2022. The show quickly became a word-of-mouth darling amongst critics and fans as the season went on – culminating in a number of Emmy nominations – and expectations have only grown in the 3 year wait for season 2. It can’t be overstated how rare it is in today’s TV landscape to have a truly original show that succeeds at being thrilling, insightful, and mysterious. Creator Dan Erickson rightfully earned comparisons to Lost with the sheer depth of his world, and it felt like season 1 had only scratched the surface.

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The Room Next Door Review

The Room Next Door

  • Director: Pedro Almodóvar
  • Writers: Pedro Almodóvar 
  • Starring: Tilda Swinton, Julianne Moore, John Turturro, Alessandro Nivola, Juan Diego Botto

Grade: B

Pedro Almodóvar’s films have always explored the very essence of humanity, filtered through his specific, melodramatic lens. His latest film, The Room Next Door, offers more of his sensibilities, and his ruminations on death and companionship, but something gets lost in translation. Throughout his career, Almodóvar has worked almost exclusively in his native Spanish – with the exception of his two most recent short films – but The Room Next Door is his first feature film in English. While it’s borderline reductive to attribute the film’s flaws to the change in language, it’s undoubtedly a lingering question that hangs over the final product.

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Better Man Review

Better Man

  • Director: Michael Gracey
  • Writers: Simon Gleeson, Oliver Cole, Michael Gracey
  • Starring: Robbie Williams, Jonno Davies, Steve Pemberton, Damon Herriman, Raechelle Banno, Alison Steadman, Kate Mulvaney, Frazer Hadfield, Tom Budge, Anthony Hayes

Grade: B-

Robbie Williams was a name I had never heard before the announcement of Better Man. Despite having a good production team behind the film, I had zero interest in seeing another musical biopic, especially about someone whom I knew nothing about. Then, I heard that Robbie Williams would be portrayed by a motion-captured CGI ape, which not only caught my attention but reversed all expectations I had before. 

Is the film as weird as its premise sounds? Absolutely.

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