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What Tomorrow Brings Review

What Tomorrow Brings

  • Director: Matt Engelbert
  • Writer: Joely Engelbert, Matt Engelbert, Phoebe Engelbert
  • Starring: Grace Bydalek, Joely Engelbert, Phoebe Engelbert, Hugh Entrekin, Jessica Grové, Zoey Engelbert, Ariel Engelbert

Grade: C

In the immortal words of Chef Gusteau, “anyone can cook”. But Remy the rat counters that, yes, anyone can cook, but not everyone should cook. Of course, he eventually comes to learn that it’s not one’s circumstances which determine whether or not someone is great at something; rather, it’s their passion and determination in spite of the odds. On the surface, Brad Bird’s animated masterpiece has nothing to do with What Tomorrow Brings, but it does show that anyone can bring their passion to life, in spite of the overwhelming odds.

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One Night Only Review

One Night Only

  • Director: Will Gluck
  • Writer: Travis Braun
  • Starring: Monica Barbaro, Callum Turner, Maya Hawke, Julia Fox, King Princess, Ziwe, Ben Marshall, Molly Ringwald, Levar Burton

Grade: C

The United States Government has instituted a national ban on pre-marital sex, and New Yorkers are preparing for the only night of the year where the ban is temporarily lifted and they can fulfill their suppressed desires. While it’s unfortunately not crazy to envision this as a not-too-distant future headline in the real world, it’s actually the premise for One Night Only, Will Gluck’s new romcom starring Monica Barbaro and Callum Turner. The duo’s characters, Allie and Owen, meet on this fateful day and, as expected, shenanigans ensue. What follows is a good enough time at the theater, but nothing that adds anything special to the genre. 

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Ice Cream Man Review

Ice Cream Man

  • Director: Eli Roth
  • Writer: Eli Roth, Noah Belson
  • Starring: Ari Millen, Charlie Zeltzer, Benjamin Byron Davis, Karen Cliche, Dylan Hawco, Sarah Abbott, Shiloh O’Reilly, Kiori Mirza Walman

Grade: D+

Kids are the worst, or at least that’s what Eli Roth’s Ice Cream Man posits, with little nuance or storytelling to find between its gruesome kills. Roth’s previous film, the slasher send-up Thanksgiving, worked in part because of its creative set pieces, but this film seems to exist purely so that Roth can see what level of shock and shlock he can get away with. But, at only 86 minutes, Roth leaves no space for developing characters or any tangible world worth saving.

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The Dink Review

The Dink

  • Director: Josh Greenbaum
  • Writer: Sean Clements
  • Starring: Jake Johnson, Mary Steenburgen, Ed Harris, Ben Stiller, Patton Oswalt, Chloe Fineman, Chris Parnell, Aaron Chen, Andy Roddick

Grade: C+

Given that it’s become one of the fastest-growing sports in the world, it was only inevitable for pickleball to be the subject of a sports comedy. Enter The Dink, a film which has quite a few funny ideas at play, but manages to run most of them into the ground until they barely make it across the finish line. Thankfully it’s a film that’s populated by hilarious personalities, utilizing their greatest strengths.

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The Odyssey Review

The Odyssey

  • Director: Christopher Nolan
  • Writer: Christopher Nolan
  • Starring: Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, John Leguizamo, Zendaya, Charlize Theron, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal, Lupita Nyong’o, Samantha Morton, Elliot Page

Grade: B+

What is it about The Odyssey that’s endured throughout the millennia? And what is it that has enraptured writer-director Christopher Nolan enough to make a faithfully accurate big-screen adaption? Indeed, while various episodes of Homer’s epic poem are well known across popular culture, the story itself doesn’t teach any grand lessons about heroics or military tactics that easily translate to modern sensibilities. Nolan, in his post-Batman career, has continually pushed the envelope with spectacle filmmaking, and while The Odyssey may not rank as the best of his career, it improbably, occasionally, feels like his most personal film to date.

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Minions & Monsters Review

Minions & Monsters

  • Director: Pierre Coffin
  • Writer: Pierre Coffin, Brian Lynch
  • Starring: Pierre Coffin, Trey Parker, Christoph Waltz, Jesse Eisenberg, Allison Janney, Jeff Daniels

Grade: B

Singin’ in the Rain. Barton Fink. 8 ½. Boogie Nights. Minions & Monsters. All of these celebrated titles share a love for films, filmmaking, film history, the colorful weirdos responsible for putting it all together, and the never-ending struggle to see your dreams realized on the big screen. Unfortunately, only one of those films includes a minion dressed in clown makeup and a thong wielding a chainsaw. Yes, perhaps it’s the only logical endgame for Hollywood to see the third film in a Despicable Me spin-off as a love letter to cinema but, surprisingly enough, writer-director-voice artist Pierre Coffin mostly makes it work.

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Lucky Strike Review

Lucky Strike

  • Director: Rod Lurie
  • Writer: Rod Lurie, Marc Frydman
  • Starring: Scott Eastwood, Colin Hanks, Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, Taylor John Smith, Elijah Loyd

Grade: C-

The “desert island” survival movie gets a new twist with Lucky Strike, a low-budget World War II actioner which ultimately shows that perhaps we’ve officially run out of stories to tell of our greatest generation. Yes, the film – directed by Rod Lurie, who also co-writes the screenplay with Marc Frydman – is based on true events, but the commitment to telling a historically accurate story never feels as essential as Lurie likely wants it to be. Perhaps the film would have been better served by turning up the ludicrous stakes and action set pieces, throwing caution to the wind, which Sisu successfully trafficked in recently. The body count remains quantifiable, and the hero’s quest for survival never reaches the desperation necessary to feel truly engaging, so we’re left with a by-the-numbers period drama which feels like it’s getting by on the simplicity of its elevator pitch.

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Disclosure Day Review

Disclosure Day

  • Director: Steven Spielberg
  • Writer: David Koepp
  • Starring: Emily Blunt, Josh O’Connor, Colin Firth, Eve Hewson, Colman Domingo, Wyatt Russell

Grade: B+

After a career spanning more than 50 years and making some of the most celebrated sci-fi films of all time, it would be fair for movie lovers to feel apprehensive when a new Steven Spielberg UFO film is announced. Could Disclosure Day have something new to say that wasn’t already explored in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, or E.T., or War of the Worlds? His fifth collaboration with screenwriter David Koepp plays the hits explored in those, and other well-regarded sci-fi films – Contact and The Day the Earth Stood Still first come to mind – but still feels like a worthwhile, engaging, and best of all, original experience. Spielberg has been our most curious filmmaker, exploring what would happen when everyday adults and children encounter the extraordinary, and it’s this curiosity which carries Disclosure Day from beginning to end.

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